Anonymous whispered: one time I pooped into a girls butt and then she pooped the poop back into my butt and we just kept pooping back and forth with the same poop forever

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

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drakefan666:

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

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asian:

stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back

  • fun first date ideas: overthrow ur government w/ the bae

balfies:

todorokililian:

a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors

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fanfictionimg:

The Story of Otto Rocket’s Death

lmaoicantfindanybettername:

re-examine:

al2ien:

Is this even real where is this

Holy hell

Earth

frick frack

idk what’s going on right now… fuck feelings

dude we’re literally sending each other mixed signals on purpose because i’m pretty sure we both don’t want anything serious but that doesn’t stop us from being interested… does that make sense? aw fuck dude what the fuck am i getting myself into.  what the fuck are you getting yourself into… lol i’m nothing but a heartless little girl that dresses well and let me just say.. your jaw line is so cute idk if anyone has ever told u that but i just realized the other day lol i feel kinda bad cause i think you initiated plans together but i wussed out dang it